This has very little to do with hot chicks in bikinis but you never know how varied a guys interests may be. Having said that, here is a new family genealogy site that looks promising.

There is an article obviously clipped from Wikipedia on Soundex but I never knew that there was a whole algorithm to it.

My Family Genealogy doesn’t look completely open for business yet but there are some good articles posted.

pharmlook13 posted a photo:

The photo does the talking here. Sometimes you need not say a word

pharmlook13 posted a photo:

Brown usually does not look that good but on her anything does

Fuschia Foot posted a photo:

I was all thrown together that day, but it looked cute in real life. I swear.

pharmlook13 posted a photo:

Just starting the day

Fuschia Foot posted a photo:

Reading a book on the beach–one of my favorite pasttimes!

(This book was pretty horrible, BTW; don’t read it.)

Fuschia Foot posted a photo:

I gained so.much.weight on this trip, which I think is pretty apparent in this picture!

When you got a pina colada at Breezes, they handed you a bottle of rum, you filled the cup yourself, and then topped it off with the ready-made frozen pina colada mix. Hilarious!

…The sticker on the computer that Tim used to invent the World Wide Web. It says, in Tim’s own handwriting, “This is a server. Do not power it down!” Yeah, that was the first Web server..

I’m not a democrat and I’m not voting for Ron Paul, however, I found this blog post interesting and disturbing too. We live in a free society and sometimes, I don’t like the direction we seem to be going in.

This guy switched from Democrat to Republican so he could vote for Ron Paul in the California primaries (just like I did).

He went to film himself at voter registration and was then harassed by voting officials for filming on public property.

Disturbing.

Hillary Clinton Mentored “underprivileged Negroes” quoted from New York Times article.

WASHINGTON — Growing up in the palest of Chicago suburbs, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton had some of her earliest exposures to African-Americans through field trips. She sat in the back of her father’s Cadillac as he detoured through the inner city, cautioning her about the fate of people who, in his conservative Republican view, lacked the self-discipline to succeed.

She took a sociology course at Wellesley College that included a trip through Boston’s poor areas. On Tuesdays, she went to a housing project in Cambridge to mentor “underprivileged Negroes,” as she wrote to Don Jones, her minister back home, who had taken her to hear the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. speak in Chicago four years earlier.

Read the entire article here.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris Facts

Read the cake first:

Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee: “Hello ‘dis Walmarts, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Walmart Employee: “Whatchu want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne.” And underneath that “We will miss you”.

Sad but true. This actually happened.

Sexy women in bikinis on the beach

Open Public Challenge to Tom Cruise from World Renowned Cult Expert…

From the desk of: Steven Alan Hassan M.Ed. LMHC, NCC

Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:37:25 -0500
From: freedomofmind@verizon.net
Subject: Public Challenge to Tom Cruise to met with me, an SP

I would like to make a public challenge to meet with Tom Cruise and take him up on his claim that he can ‘handle’ me. I have been an SP (suppressive person) for decades and have been on national television shows exposing this dangerous cult.

As a leading expert on cult mind control, and someone who has been helping people to leave Scientology for over 30 years, I dare him to meet with me on camera and prove that Scientology tech works- that he can communicate with anyone at any time about anything.

What about it, Tom?

Feel free to post this elsewhere.

Sincerely,

Steve Hassan

The next time you hear a politician use the
word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let’s take a look at New Orleans . It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean?

A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of
New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you
each get $516,528.

B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family
gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D.C .. HELLO!!! … Are all your calculators broken??

Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.

Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he’s good and sore.

Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
‘Taxes drove me to my doom!’

And when he’s gone,
We won’t relax,
We’ll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Lo cal Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell ‘politicians!’

And I still have to ‘press
1′ for English.

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times

What happened?????

This is interesting and yet, I have no idea about how true any of this may be! Nor do I really care because I want it to be true. So I haven’t looked this up on Snopes. Take it at face value…nothing really.

I found this very interesting although not at all surprising. It should be a lesson to all of us on how to treat employees and all people who help us out on a daily basis.

I can only assume that this true:

YOU WILL FIND THE SECRET SERVICE VIEWS ON THE PERSONALITIES OF PAST PRESIDENTS TO BE QUITE INTERESTING.

For those who don’t know… Capt. Denny Keast flies for UAL and flew many SAM’s (Special Air Mission ‘s) for the White House.

I flew 4 Presidential support missions in the C-141 out of Dover AFB, DE.. Two for President Johnson and two for President Nixon.

Johnson was a first class jerk and on the two occasions I flew for him, if the Secret Service and their Liaison in the Pentagon hadn’t intervened, we would have had to stay on the airplane for hours while he (Johnson) was off somewhere. Nixon never required that and the four (4) stops we made with him he was cordial to the Secret Service and to me and my crew.

We had a neighbor when I lived in DC who was part of the secret service presidential detail for many years. His stories of Kennedy and Johnson were the same as those I heard from the guys who flew the presidents’ plane

Yes, Kennedy did have Marilyn Monroe flown in for secret “dates,” and LBJ was a typical Texas “good ole boy” womanizer. Nixon, Bush 41, and Carter never cheated on their wives. Clinton cheated, but couldn’t match Kennedy or LBJ in style nbs p;o r variety.

The information below is accurate: The elder Bush and current president Bush make it a point to thank and take care of the air crews who fly them around. When the president flies, there are several planes that also go, one carries the armored limo, another the security detail, plus usually a press aircraft.

Both Bushes made it a point to stay home on holidays, so the Air Force and security people could have a day with their families.

Hillary Clinton was arrogant and orally abusive to her security detail. She forbade her daughter, Chelsea, from exchanging pleasantries with them. Sometimes Chelsea, miffed at her mother’s obvious conceit and mean spiritedness, ignored her demands and exchanged pleasantries regardless, but never in her mother’s presence. Chelsea really was a nice, kindhearted, and lovely young lady. The consensus opinion was that Chelsea loved her Mom but did not like her. Hillary Clinton was continuously rude and abrasive to those who were charged to protect her life. Her security detail dutifully did their job, as professionals should, but they all loathed her and wanted to be on a different detail.

Hillary Clinton was despised by the Secret Service as a whole. Former President Bill Clinton was much more amiable than his wife. Often the Secret Service would cringe at the verbal attacks Hillary would use against her husband. They were embarrassed for his sake by the manner and frequency in which she verbally insulted him, sometimes in the presence of the Secret Service, and sometimes behind closed doors. Even behind closed doors Hillary Clinton would scream and holler so loudly that everyone could hear what she was saying. Many felt sorry for President Clinton and most wondered why he tolerated it instead of just divorcing his “attack dog” wife. It was crystal clear that the Clintons neither liked nor respected each other and this was true long before the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Theirs was genuinely a “marriage of convenience.”

Chelsea was much closer to her father than her mother, even af ter the Lewinsky scandal, which hurt her gravely. Bill Clinton did in fact have charisma, and occasionally would smile at or shake hands with his security detail. Still, he always displayed an obvious air of superiority towards them.

His security detail uniformly believed him to be disingenuous, false, and that he did nothing without a motive that in some way would enhance his image and political career. He was polite, but not kind. They did not particularly like him and nobody trusted him.

Al Gore was the male version of Hillary Clinton . They were friendlier toward each other than either of them were towards former President Clinton . They were not intimate, so please don’t read that i n. Th ey were very close in a political way. Tipper Gore was generally nice and pl easant. She initially liked Hillary but soon after the election she had her “pegged” and no longer liked her or associated with her except for events that were politically obligatory.

Al Gore was far more left wing than Bill Clinton . Al Gore resented Bill Clinton and thought he was too “centrist.” He despised all Republicans. His hatred was bitter and this was long before he announced for the Presidency. This hatred was something that he and Hillary had in common. They often said as much, even in the presence of their security detail. Neither of them trusted Bill Clinton and, the Secret Service opined, neither of them even liked him. Bill Clinton did have some good qualities, whereas Al Gore and Hillary had none, in the view of their security details.

Al Gore, like Hillary, was very rude and arrogant toward his security detail. He was extremely unappreciative and would not hesitate to scold them in the presence of their peers for minor details over which they had no control. Al Gore also looked down on them, as they finally observed and learned with certainty on one occasion. Al got angry at his offspring and pointed at his security detail and said, “Do you want to grow up and be like them?” Word of this insult by the former Vice-President quickly spread and he became as disliked by the Secret Service as Hillary. Most of them prayed Al Gore would not be elected President, and they really did have private celebrations in a few of their homes after President Bush won. This was not necessarily to celebrate President Bush’s election, but to celebrate Al Gore’s defeat.

Everyone in the Secret Service wants to be on First Lady Laura Bush’s detail. Without exception, they concede that she is perhaps the nicest and most kind person they have ever had the privilege of serving. Where Hillary patently refused to allow her picture to be taken with her security detail, Laura Bush doesn’t even have to be asked, she offers. She doesn’t just shake their hand and say, “Thank you.” Very often, she will give members of her detail a kindhearted hug to express her appreciation. There is nothing false about her. This is her genuine nature. Her security detail considers her to be a “breath of fresh air.” They joke that comparing Laura Bush with Hillary Clinton is like comparing “Mother Teresa” with the “Wicked Witch of the North.”

Likewise, the Secret Service considers President Bush to be a gem of a man to work for. He always treats them with genuine respect and he always trusts and listens to their expert advice. They really like the Crawford, Texas detail. Every time the pr es ident goes to Crawford he has a Bar-B-Q for his security detail and he helps serve their meals. He sits with them, eats with them, and talks with them. He knows each of them by their first name, and calls them by their first name as a show of affection. He always asks about their family, the names of which he always remembers. They believe that he is deeply and genuinely appreciative of their service. They could not like, love, or respect anyone more than President Bush. Most of them did not know they would feel this way, until they had an opportunity to work for him and learn that his manner was genuine and consistent. It has never changed since he began his Presidency. He always treats them with the utmost respect, kindness, and compassion.

You might want to pass this on. It is important for Americans to have a true inside understanding of their President……… And al so the woman who is currently a candidate for president

This site provides a One-Click solution that looks at your computer’s hardware and system software to determine whether or not your current system can run a product. Each of your computer’s components is evaluated to see how well it meets the minimum and recommended requirements for specific products. Recommendations are made on how to update or upgrade each component which does not meet the listed requirements. Sometimes, a simple, free software download is all that is needed. Sometimes you’ll find that you need a different video card to fully experience what the game has to offer.

Can you run it?

This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attacks. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this ‘sludge’ reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine . Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks – You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let’s be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.
A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we’ll save at least one life. Read this & Send to a friend. It could save a life.

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My Lego Project to build Self Esteem

Do you have access to old Lego building blocks? Or maybe one of your friends has 3 lbs of Lego somewhere in a corner of the storage room? Or maybe your co worker or employer has some? I want it!

Why?? I have a lot of students who really like to play with Lego. Almost every day I get “bad behaving” students in my office and one of the first thing they do is start playing with the small supply of Lego I have in my office. I want to start a Lego Building Project in order to improve the self esteem students. Some of those students have practically nothing: they try to get “contracts” such as snow shoveling or whatever to earn money. Not to put in their savings account, but to buy food for themselves and their brothers and sisters. I have one student who walks in my office every day for his daily healthy drink: orange juice. Most of the time he does not have any lunch with him, because he is being told he is old enough (10 years) to earn money for his own food!

As rich and well organised as Canada is, Child Services seem to fail in remote communities, even when cases are shuffed under their noses!

My aim is to build a giant dinosaur of about 2 meters and a huge Totem Pole with the kids. I do not know how much Lego I need LOL, I am going to write Lego if they can give me an estimate and maybe a building plan.

School does not have money to buy Lego. In fact, already more than 1/3 of this school years budget has been spent on essential items as second-hand school desks, chairs etcetera. If you can help out, please let me know. I am posting my address on the bottom of this page.

Your thoughts: Ya Ya, Natives already get tax breaks, they are on social welfare, free complete medical care, now why this fund raiser? Super easy: the kids I see do not see any of those benefits!

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My Lego Project to build Self Esteem

I can’t help it…lol. This blog has NOTHING to do with TEA but just for fun, here are 5 of the 15 uses for tea.

Visit here for the rest.

Tea is not only a drink but also useful for us in many other ways. Here are 15 wonderful uses for tea.

1. Apply a wet tea bag on the razor burn to reduce the pain
2. Place the lukewarm tea bags on your closed eyes to refresh your tired eyes
3. Soak a tea bag in cool water and place it on to the site to stop the bleeding and pain of a lost tooth
4. Place your feet in strong tea concoction to get rid of the unpleasant odor
5. Soak a tea bag in cool water and place it over the site of injection to relieve the pain

15 Wonderful Uses for Tea

Never before has a woman thrown out the rulebook and exposed every last intimate secret about what it takes to get a great woman. These secrets are vital to your success and – it’s important that you understand them to get you into the lives, hearts and beds of beautiful women!

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I received a SPAM comment the other day for a fake Holly Madison site. I figured she’s hot, so who cares but here is Holly’s official site.

Holly Madison’s Official Site

Warning, this is NOT WORK SAFE!!!

This is a serious matter and racism just can’t be tolerated in this country. Using the N* word is just not acceptable in today’s society.

Use Of ‘N-Word’ May End Porn Star’s Career

Easy Methods For Picking Up Hot Female Bartenders

by Scott Patterson

It’s not unusual to spot a cute girl in a club, and usually you would know exactly what to do: buy her a drink; ask her to dance; charm both her and her friends. But when the cute girl is pulling pints behind the bar, surely everything changes?

Well, not necessarily.

Of course, she may not be allowed to drink on the job, and she won’t have time to dance. But when it comes to making a good first impression, a lot of the usual tricks hold true.

Let’s start with not looking desperate. Give any girl the impression that you’ll sleep with whoever will have you and you’ll soon find that nobody will.

Barmaids spend a large part of every night fending off the drunken advances of luckless men, so convincing them of your good intentions is even harder than usual. Experience makes them suspicious.

If you fancy the sexy bartender, you’re going to have to forget there are any other girls in the room. You need her to believe you’re chasing her because she’s all that you want, not because you’re striking out elsewhere – so don’t risk getting caught chatting up the alternatives.

Be attentive without seeming clingy. Girls love to think that you like them, but they also need time to brag about it to their mates.

Or, in the case of the tasty bartender, she needs time to do her job.

If the club’s quiet, she’ll welcome your attention. Make idle conversation, ask about her day and listen to her answers. But when the bar gets busy, back off and leave her to it. She doesn’t want the punters to think she’s ignoring them, or her boss to accuse her of slacking, so respect the fact she’s at work.

Persevere. You already know girls love to be chased – it makes them feel extra special.

Well, barmaids are no different.

If she’s too busy to flirt that first night, don’t give up. Become a regular. Get to know her by name, and she’ll soon get to know you by drink. By building up a rapport with your barmaid you’ll quickly improve your chances.

So, what else do you need to know?

Think about your tips. If you’re stingy, she’ll feel slighted. If you’re overly generous, you could seem cocky or patronising. Rather than agonising over percentages or making a show of leaving her money, try simply waving away your change – the gesture will make her notice you, but won’t look like part of a game.

Know your limits. Remember that she’s stone cold sober and makes a living watching men at their worst. Stand out by staying clear-headed. If you want to drink, go ahead – it will show you like a good time – but stop before you get to the stage of slurring loudly that you “really want to hump her”.

And plan ahead. At the end of the night, ask if she might like to go out some time. If she doesn’t suggest right here, right now, don’t be disheartened, though – she’s just worked a long, late night shift and probably has a couple of hours of wiping down tables to do before she’s allowed to go home. Write down your number, hand it over, then smile and head for the door.

About the Author

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