Daily Teabag

Customer: ‘I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get
through; can you help?’
Operator: ‘Where did you get that number, sir?’
Customer: ‘It’s on the door of your business.’
Operator: ‘Sir, those are the hours that we are open.’

Samsung Electronics
Caller: ‘Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’
Operator:’I'm sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.’
Caller:’On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?’
Operator:’I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.’

RAC Motoring Services
Caller: ‘Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?’
Operator: ‘Does the product name give you a clue?’

Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe): ‘If I register my car in France, and then take it to England, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?’

Directory Enquiries
Caller: ‘I’d like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please’
Operator: ‘I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?’
Caller: ‘Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off.’

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